Funny that her big album this year is called “Rehab”. She was reportedly admitted to the hospital last week for “exhaustion”; but today, my favorite entertainment reporter tells me that now it has been discovered that she might have been exhausted from smoking all that HEROIN the night before. 

Who would have thunk, eh? She weighs about 25lbs, and all she is ever seen doing is smoking or drinking coffee. The hair alone says “druggie”. So, do we want to send her to rehab or “No, no, no”?