Coworker: Wow, I like your sweatshirt; I just noticed it has Hello Kitty and Skulls on it. 

Me: Thanks, I got is from J for my birthday. 

Coworker: Oh that was nice of her; I didn’t know they made Hello Kitty with skulls too. 

Me: yeah, I didn’t either until I got this. 

Coworker: It is really cute! 

Me: Thanks, but what I always wondered was this; would it be so cute if we stopped calling it “Hello Kitty” and just called it “Hey Pussy”

Oh Yeah, I wanted to mention also that I won a brand new iPod Nano from Café Mom! I am so stoked, it is about time something went right for me today.

I’m a Smart-Ass, 

K