Hate Me
So, last week during all the chaos, I checked my email account, and much to my surprise, I got my first HATEMAIL responses! Actually, they were left as comments, but since I have to approve my comments, I had the chance to read them before I let them be posted. To be quite honest, I feel absolutely validated for all of my efforts in the blogosphere now - because I am a true masochist to the heart.
The responses came to a post I wrote WAY back in November, called Good Enough. In the post, I was basically admitting my ever growing love for Amy Lee and her band, Evanescence. Yes, I did say she was emo, and probably needed some anti-depressants, but really, who in their right mind doesn’t think that?
Well, apparently there is one moron out there who took my post as some sort of lesbian-stalker style post, and got offended at the fact that I STATED THE TRUTH. How dare I do that on my own personal blog? Oh, the audacity of me to write my own opinion, which is shared by pretty much every other SANE person I have met. I figured all you faithful, intelligent, and non retarded readers might be amused by these comments, so I am going to be nice and post what she left me. I have faith that you all are like I am, and you are going to laugh your asses off at just how offended she got regarding the post.
“hey, who ever calls her a poor depressed woman is wrong,have any of you guys watch any where but home??? well she not depressed her music is away of expressing her fealings and it’s really good music. so fuck you Amy lee rocks”
Let us not get started on the fact that this girl clearly cannot spell, or use proper grammatical practices - she must have been in the midst of a really crazy breakdown at the fact that I wrote the post. But, after reading this first one, I was surprised by the fact that she felt it was necessary to throw this one in for good measure:
“she not lesbaid shes married you have an obsession with her, i bet if she ever met you she would be really freaked out!!”
My only question regarding this one: What is a LESBAID? I resisted the temptation to write back to this girl, and set her straight on the fact that she is clearly a moron, but I am printing these two comments out, and hanging them on my wall of fame, along with the letters of denial I got from Notre Dame University back in high school, and the picture of my first “real” boyfriend in high school - Pete (he dumped my because I wouldn’t let him put his hands down my pants).
Oh yeah, if anyone wants her email address, I have it, so just write me, and I will be happy to share it with you!
I really do feel validated,
K

April 30, 2008 at 1:03 am
haha i actually just got my first “hatemail” as well and posted it as you did. I thought it was funny how judgmental they were on my own personal opinion. Like you I feel validated and can now write without a conscience. good luck…check me out at http://www.thedailyshag.com if you’d like
April 30, 2008 at 5:01 am
LESBAIDS UNITE! Fucking turds needs English class before they should be allowed to shit talk. She has no idea how ironic the whole concept is when she expresses her stupidity while calling you stupid. OH, SHE SO FUNNY.
April 30, 2008 at 11:16 am
lol I agree with Lush!
May 2, 2008 at 5:57 am
GO LESBAIDS!!!! This BITCH… I’m down for her email addrsss.. She fucked with the wrong LESBAID!!!! (wait.. I’m actually a Lesbian but you know what I mean..)