Half Baked and Half Naked

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Vegas Bitch

Posted by: krazybitchk on: December 15, 2007

Hell yeah, I am spending this weekend in Vegas with my Hot Boyfriend. We are attending a wedding tomorrow night at the Bellagio . . . woo hoo! It is definitely going to be fun. We’re leaving right after work tonight, and probably going to be sitting in some shitty fucking traffic, but thats ok, [...]

Exchange:

Posted by: krazybitchk on: November 20, 2007

Coworker: Wow, I like your sweatshirt; I just noticed it has Hello Kitty and Skulls on it. 
Me: Thanks, I got is from J for my birthday. 
Coworker: Oh that was nice of her; I didn’t know they made Hello Kitty with skulls too. 
Me: yeah, I didn’t either until I got this. 
Coworker: It is really cute! 
Me: Thanks, [...]

Overheard

Posted by: krazybitchk on: October 2, 2007

Today I am being handed an invoice by a certain individual who seems to like my jeans, when he also gives me this little tidbit of hilarity:
“Don’t ever say I never gave you anything that is 8 inches wide and 11 inches long.”
This actually rendered me speechless,
K