Half Baked and Half Naked

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First things first, this past Saturday marked 27 weeks of pregnancy, and so I am nearing the homestretch – YAY, I will soon get to have that long awaited TWO BEERS!!!!! Teehee!

Ok, so anyways, I know it has been over a week since my last post and frankly, I have no excuse. I just didn’t really feel like writing anything. I didn’t feel like there was anything worth while to write about. Lame, I know, but oh well, I am sure you all survived.

Anyways, like I said, nothing seriously interesting was going on last week anyways, but the weekend was a pretty damn good one. Saturday morning, I got Kamy up and took her over to her little friends house for a birthday party in which they took her to Libby Lu; a place where little girls can go and get their hair and “make up” done, and dance around like crazy animals to Hannah Montana.

With me being childless for a portion of the day, the Hot Boyfriend and I decided to go down to Irvine for the KROQ Weenie Roast. We finagled our way in through the vendor parking lot, and through the vendor entrance, and viola! We got in for free. We got in at just the right time too, we got to see Pennywise, Bad Religion, The Offspring, and Metallica. We went up to the lawn area (AKA: the real PARTY), and watched the drunken retards mosh and dance around like idiots. Two of the drunken retards were so drunk, that they got their asses kicked by other random concert goers as they rolled down the hill not once, not twice, but THREE FUCKING TIMES. How drunk do you have to be to get your ass kicked three separate times by three different people?

Fucking men cant hold their liquor, I swear.

All in all, it was a good show, definitely worth the price of admission – oh wait, that’s right, we didn’t pay, so it was definitely worth us sneaking in for! I have never seen Bad Religion, Pennywise, or Metallica and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. If only I wasn’t pregnant, we would have “found” our way into the VIP area, we just figured it was too obvious of a bust this time around.

After the show, Hot Boyfriend and I stopped by Ree’s house, to hang with my two favorite alcoholics, Ree and Lush. They had just spent some quality time at Benihana taking saki bombs, and we met up with them and headed to another dive bar (inside joke: “You have your baby, in a bar?!”). After everyone else had a couple of beers, we took the girls home and got our asses back to the 909 (where we live), to go to bed. All in all, a damn good Saturday.

87 days til I have this little monster,



Lately I have been having a very difficult time sleeping. Each night I get less and less sleep than I did the night before, which poses a problem for me because I love my sleep, and the less I get the bitchier I am. However, what little sleep I have gotten lately has been producing some really, really amazing sex dreams.

Maybe really, really amazing is an understatement. These dreams have me waking up in the middle of a full blown orgasm, much to my own delight. The books are right on when they say that orgasms during pregnancy are even better than they are normally, because these leave me shuddering with utter delight.

Last night, during the short period of time I actually did get some sleep, I had one of the most interesting dreams yet. Somehow, my best friend and I wound up in a very posh hotel room with the one and only Jenna Jameson, and we all decided to get naked. A very lesbian threesome commenced; there were various toys used, and a variety of combinations in which we used them on one another. The culmination of all this had me waking up panting hard, and nearly moaning out with pleasure.

I would also like to add, that Lush looks pretty damn good naked if I must say, which may have been the biggest turn on. I really don’t remember any exciting part of the dream until the part I remember that involved her getting naked. From that point on, it was all about us three ladies doing things I have really only ever seen in pornos.

For the most part, pregnancy is not something I have really enjoyed this time around, or the last time in all reality. However, I do remember that I never had dreams like this with my first pregnancy, but if this is really going to continue, then I will definitely welcome any more of these naughty dreams that come my way gladly.

Excited to try and sleep again,


So, just a quick post today.

Go give some love to my Beautiful Best Friend, she is having a really difficult time right now. I am not going into detail, it is not my place, but she needs love and hugs and kisses – even of the internet kind.

I love you Lush, you are a truly awesome woman. This WILL get better, no matter how shitty it looks right now. I’m always here for you and will do anything you need me to do – just say the word.

Much LOVE to my Lush,