Half Baked and Half Naked

Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

Lately I have been having a very difficult time sleeping. Each night I get less and less sleep than I did the night before, which poses a problem for me because I love my sleep, and the less I get the bitchier I am. However, what little sleep I have gotten lately has been producing some really, really amazing sex dreams.

Maybe really, really amazing is an understatement. These dreams have me waking up in the middle of a full blown orgasm, much to my own delight. The books are right on when they say that orgasms during pregnancy are even better than they are normally, because these leave me shuddering with utter delight.

Last night, during the short period of time I actually did get some sleep, I had one of the most interesting dreams yet. Somehow, my best friend and I wound up in a very posh hotel room with the one and only Jenna Jameson, and we all decided to get naked. A very lesbian threesome commenced; there were various toys used, and a variety of combinations in which we used them on one another. The culmination of all this had me waking up panting hard, and nearly moaning out with pleasure.

I would also like to add, that Lush looks pretty damn good naked if I must say, which may have been the biggest turn on. I really don’t remember any exciting part of the dream until the part I remember that involved her getting naked. From that point on, it was all about us three ladies doing things I have really only ever seen in pornos.

For the most part, pregnancy is not something I have really enjoyed this time around, or the last time in all reality. However, I do remember that I never had dreams like this with my first pregnancy, but if this is really going to continue, then I will definitely welcome any more of these naughty dreams that come my way gladly.

Excited to try and sleep again,



Yet another politician has been found to have gotten his dick wet on a prostitute. Elliott Spitzer, Governor of New York, has admitted to sleeping with prostitutes. One in particular has been named, and her picture is now being plastered all over the internet, and all news channels. What I don’t understand is why everyone acts so fucking surprised when these high profile men do things like this? Because they are politicians? Because they are married? Because they are men? Guess what; adultery, be it gay or straight, is a LOT more common than anyone wants to admit. Just because someone is in the public eye, it doesn’t mean they are not just as human as the rest of us “regular” people.

Kobe Bryant did it, but the bitch tried to get his money by falsely accusing him of rape. Magic Johnson did it, and ended up with HIV. Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley (what a fucking MORON) with an UGLY prostitute, which is even worse. Eric Benet cheated on Halle Berry, and she won a fucking Oscar. Bill Clinton did it (ok, he made some bad decisions though, he could have at least picked a fucking hot broad). Larry Craig did it too, in the fucking men’s bathroom even. And I personally know plenty of “regular” men and women who have cheated on their spouses or significant others. It is more common than we all admit.

Who knows why the guy did it, but who fucking cares really? Maybe his wife hasn’t given him any in years, or maybe when she does let him fuck her all she does is lay there and pant? Who fucking cares, just because he is a politician, that does not mean he is not human.

No, I am not condoning this behavior, because I have been cheated on myself. What I am saying, is quit opening the 5 o’clock news with this story, and quit plastering it on the front page of my newspaper; I would much rather hear about what we are doing to get our men and women out of Iraq as quickly and as safely as possible.

Looking at this picture though, I can definitely say without a doubt, that I would have tried to fuck her too if I had a cock and needed it that bad.


Tell me she doesn’t look tasty.

Yeah, I didn’t think you could,